It's hard to believe that the college football season is already at the midpoint, but then it's hard to puzzle out anything other than an SEC team will be in the BCS national championship game.
For entertainment purposes only, 500 Texas State Fair corn dogs on each of the following spread picks, 1,000 on over/under lock of the week.
Against the spread:
University of Oklahoma -11 over University of Texas (Athens of the Plains uses artful passing of Jones to philosopher kings Stills and Broyles to keep Western Civilization upright)
Rutgers +7 over Pittsburgh (Scarlet Knights have covered every game this season. The trend continues as home dogs).
Stanford -29 1/2 over Colorado (The Trees at home
rain acorns aplenty on prairie bovines).
Air Force +11 over Notre Dame (too many looks from the best team in Colorado for tunnel-vision defense of lace-curtain Irish).
Over/Under Lock of the Week:
Texas A&M vs. Texas Tech, over 72 (Whoever has the ball last wins).
Our deficit swelled to minus 160 with last week's picks, saved from complete ignominy by our lock of the week.
Boomer, Sooner!
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