Top picks this week:
Thank heaven for little girls. We have one who makes the sun rise.
Arkansas’ wild pigs (+7) will cover against Alabama’s lumbering elephants.
You know what? Slap us if we say “you know what?” again.
Re-read “The Great Gatsby.” We guarantee you’ll find something new.
Ring Lardner’s “Alibi Ike.”
DO NOT practice putting. You’ll use up all the good ones.
Respect the animal kingdom when choosing, for entertainment purposes only, football teams. We find that Homo sapiens mascots generally prevail over lower mammals.
Homo sapiens vs. Homo sapiens is tougher. See Michigan State Spartans vs. Notre Dame Fighting Irish last week. The artful Aegean pulled a Mediterranean fast one on the discombobulated domer of Our Lady du Lac.
September in New York. Who has it better than us? You can still wear shorts and perspiration is but a memory.
Girardi to Cubs. Randolph to Mets. Torre to Cardinals. OK, it’s a stretch, but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Heard it on the radio.
Coolest Beatles’ song: “P.S. I Love You.” No, wait, it’s “I’m a Loser.” Hold on, it’s “You’re Gonna Lose That Girl.” What about, “And Your Bird Can Sing”?
Best new band: “New Grass Country Club.” Join the club!
Might as well face it, you’re addicted to love (Got a soft spot for Robert Palmer and his lipsticked gals).
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